Really really bad joke of the day...
Question: What did Jackie Chan's father say to him when he was small?
If you can keep your head when all the east asian baddies around you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can dream - of surviving 3 thousand assorted bruises and cuts
And yet perform the next stunt, no ifs no buts
If you can cope with Hongkong and Hollywood alike
And treat those two imposters just the same
Yours is (every stunt on) the Earth, the legacy of Bruce Lee mixed with Oriental humor and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be Jackie Chan, my son!
* An uncanny flash of PJ struck when coming across an old Jackie Chan flick while browsing channels at my bored apartment in Brussels, missing home and the missus badly.
* Note to self - Must.... have.... Chinese food today...
* Image courtesy: dimsum.co.uk
No comments:
Post a Comment